The Belligerent Homophobe Who Ruined Rocketman For Us

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The three or four loud sneezes that erupted behind us during the 20 minutes of previews were a warning shot that all would not turn out alright for us during this screening of “Rocketman” in midtown Manhattan.

But the sneezing would not reoccur, in part because the offender would evidently fall asleep before the movie even began.  Unfortunately sleeping would be the only thing this man did that would not be offensive to the rest of us in the movie theater, in ever escalating fashion.

The first thing to go wrong was the sound of an alarm that added itself to the sound mix early on in the movie, during the second song, a tender ballad no less. It was an odd old fashioned alarm sound, an electronic arpeggio that made me think of pagers or pioneering digital watches.  Too modern though for the 1960/1970s era soundtrack we were trying to attend to on the screen.  It took us half a minute or so to realize those repeated electronic arpeggios were not part of the movie.  They must be someone’s odd ring tone, but no one was reaching into their pockets or purse to hastily silence the offending instrument.

The source of the sound was in the middle seat of the row directly behind me, yet separated by a horizontal aisle creating about 14 feet space between me and the big and tall, middle aged, thin haired white guy with his chin on his chest and his eyes closed.

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I turned my head away from the screen I would have preferred to keep my rapt attention on, and searched for the source of the odd alarm.  And saw that several heads of patrons in the rows raked up behind the horizontal aisle were looking about for the source of the irritant too.  Once pinpointed, someone quietly whispered to the source to turn off the alarm but there was no response.  I finally said, loud enough to be heard by those close enough to the droopy headed guy: “He’s asleep.  Wake him.”  I turned back to the screen, already perturbed by how much I had missed looking away and how much the alarm sound was messing with the movie.  Behind me I heard someone determinedly waking up the keeper of the alarm.  That eventually did the trick.  It still took alarmingly long for consciousness and recognition and grumbling to segue into rustling in some bag or pocket to find and turn off the electronically arpeggioing device, but it finally was done.

Now we’d be OK, right?  Far from it.

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The Knight Marries the Prince

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A Kindergarten Original Blesses a Quaker Wedding

 

Friday morning I heard a wedding song I realized I would have to sing that night at an actual wedding.  Class K-1 at the Brooklyn Children’s School was the third kindergarten class that week to perform their original fairy tale opera, one that concludes with a wedding song as the knight marries the princess.

That scenario is a fairly popular ending for kindergarten created original fairy tale operas.  5 year olds favor conclusions where a princess marries a knight or prince, or at least one where all involved (giants, witches, unicorns, cats …) become friends.  If the conclusion was a bit standard, this time around the getting there was at least pretty unusual, with the princess unwittingly drinking a magic potion that turned her into a dragon, which the knight tries to kill because he thinks the dragon ate the princess (for whom he had been harboring a secret crush).

When all’s well that ends well, the children sang the following song:

 

I am going to marry the knight

I am going to marry the princess

I am going to marry you

I love you

I really love you

I am going to kiss you on the lips

I’m going to kiss your lips

I’m going to kiss your nose

I’m going to kiss your cheek

I am going to marry the knight

I am going to marry the princess

I am going to marry you

I love you

 

I told the children I was going to a wedding tonight, and there was a good chance I would be singing their song for the couple.

 

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Stain glass art in the Riverside Church tower

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CHERRY BLOSSOMS AND TAIKO DRUMS

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Pink Splendor and Banging Dramatics on the Esplanade

 

The end of April the Brooklyn Botanic Garden holds the Sakura Matsuri Festival, scheduled to coincide with the spectacular blossoming of the cherry trees on the Garden’s Esplanade.  Nature holding to its own designs, peak bloom doesn’t always coincide with the weekend the Garden estimates way in advance to be the most likely days of cherry blossom outburst.  The last two years, for example, the festival ended up taking place a week early, with only the beginning of pink buds peeking through on the cherry branches.

 

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This year the timing turned out perfectly.  A riot of cherry blossoms enveloped the throngs of people swarming the Brooklyn Botanic Garden Esplanade, enjoying the sights, the stands, and the performances on the two stages.

 

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Many acts were featured during the two day festival.  I took videos of Taiko Masala, “traditional taiko drumming and martial arts, Brooklyn-style”.   The ethnically diverse group of men and women presented classic taiko music as well as their own modern compositions.  I will share these interspersed with an array of cherry blossom festival pictures.  Enjoy.

 

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450 DEGREES OF MORTAL TERROR – Tell-Tale Shoot Diary #4

 

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Presently I heard a slight groan
And I knew
It was the groan of mortal terror
It was not a groan of pain or of grief
Oh no
It was the low stifled sound
That arises from the bottom of the soul
When overcharged with awe

I knew the sound well
Many a night, just at midnight
When all the world slept
It had welled up from my own bosom
Deepening
With its dreadful echo
The terrors that distracted me

I say I knew it well
I knew what the old man felt
And pitied him
Although I chuckled at heart

 

 

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Those lines are from Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart”, adapted word for word into lyric form when set to be sung, accompanied by three cellos, for my theatrical adaptation “The Tell-Tale Heart – a musicabre“.

This is the moment the narrator recalls standing in the dark doorway of his soon-to-be murder victim’s bedroom, holding perfectly still after said victim cried out “Who’s there?!”.

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“The Groan of Mortal Terror” on stage is an extended aria, a musical soliloquy in frozen time; the protagonist describing what is going on in the minds of two characters in the dark, in a silent stand off, keeping perfectly still.  How to translate that cinematically?

I decided to plunge into the mind of the narrator, surrounded by darkness, seated on a stool like in an interrogation, but speaking to and seeing only the surrounding dark.  The camera, or the viewing audience, slowly encircles him, constantly adjusting perspective in a slow orbit, the movement adding visual tension and lyricism while dramatically highlighting this singular moment in the story.

The camera travels a full circle and a quarter around the narrator, starting at his right profile and ending fully in front after a complete orbit.  Thus not 360 but “450 degrees of Mortal Terror”.

Below are my story board pictures illustrating what I had in mind for this scene:

 

 

 

 

And here is a picture of the shot being executed on set.  The crew had to construct a circular track on which a dolly with the camera could be carefully moved to encircle me on the stool.  This took a fair amount of practice and trial and error to get the timing just as Jason Chua, the director of photography, and I wanted it:

 

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Below is a video of us shooting one of the takes.

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BACKYARD BEAUTIES’ Flower Music Quiz

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Time for another Notes from a Composer music quiz!  Today’s theme: Flowers!

 

Flower Music Query #1: We’ll start easy.  You’ve heard this classical piece before.  Maybe even know it’s called the Flower Duet.  Do you know the name of the Opera it’s from?

(As always, the answers to the quiz can be found in the tags at the bottom of the post)

 

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Ed is the green thumb responsible for the riot of flowers each spring in our little Brooklyn backyard.

 

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I am the shutterbug repeatedly pulling out my my camera phone, treating our flowers like supermodels at a fashion shoot.

 

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Flower Music Query #2: OK, you gotta answer this one before you listen, because otherwise it’s just too easy.  Which ballet gave us this Waltz of the Flowers (it’s still too easy):

 

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Up Close and Personal with the Maine Monument

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The other day I was walking 35 blocks from the Upper West Side to Midtown, when I lingered at the Maine Monument at Columbus Circle to take some up close and personal pics of its statues.

 

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The Maine Monument was dedicated in 1913.  As its official website explains:

“The Maine Monument commemorates the 260 American sailors who perished on February 15th, 1898 when the USS Maine exploded while in harbor in Havana, Cuba. Though the cause of the explosion remains unknown, many (including popular New York City newspapers) blamed Spain for the attack.

The event was a catalyst that accelerated a diplomatic impasse between the United States and Spain, and the United States Congress declared war on Spain on April 25th, 1898. The war would last 8 months.”

 

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It’s not hard to draw parallels to a nation riling cataclysm and ensuing war almost exactly one hundred years later in our own recent historical backyard.

Only we know who caused that cataclysm which took the lives of over tenfold more than were lost on the Maine.

And we also know one country that had nothing to do with that monstrous offense.  Yet guilt was associated and lies were ginned up and we went to war with that country, a war that lasted far far longer than eight months.

A war whose aftermath still plagues us and the world.

 

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Introducing the New Headshots

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A few weeks ago I shared my head shot bloopers with you, those moments during my head shot photo shoot that went rather wrong, amusingly so.

Today I share the final versions of my actual new head shots.  The pictures that got chosen out of the shoot to represent me professionally as an actor.  Above you see my bearded headshot, below the clean shaven alternative.

 

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Those two got the full retouching and color processing work from the photographer.  Below are two alternative headshots, which got just the retouching work; again there is one bearded and one clean shaven version:

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THE DAY I MURDERED MY HUSBAND – Tell-Tale Shoot Diary #3

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Welcome back to the “Tell-Tale Heart – a musicabre” film shoot diary, and the day I murdered my husband.  Repeatedly.  Take after take after take.

 

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Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart” centers on a “very very dreadfully nervous (but why will you say that I am mad?)” man recalling how he murdered his housemate.  I musically adapted and performed the piece on stage years ago, and now am producing a short film of the “musicabre”.

Our movie had a six day shoot.  The first set-ups focused on the “flashback” shots of the narrator’s nightly stalking of his sleeping housemate: slowly opening the door, looking in, casting a thin ray of light onto the old man’s closed eye.  It is the pale blue “vulture eye” of the old man that disturbs the narrator so much he resolves to kill to rid himself of it.

I cast my husband Ed as the old man.  Which means I cast my husband as the murder victim.

 

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Above you can see photographs of the camera monitors during the filming of me as the narrator opening the door and very slowly moving my head into the bedroom.  The monitors show the image in black and white, because that is how the flashback shots will be seen in the final film.

Early during the second day of our shoot we shot the murder; when the narrator, after accidentally awakening the old man during the eighth nightly stalking visit, sees the old man’s vulture eye wide open in terror, and rushes into the room for the assault.  Below you can see me getting ready for action.

 

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And this here is my husband in the bed looking at me adoringly, before we shot the murder sequence.

His character would have no good reason to look at me so trustingly.

 

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Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris

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4/15/19 – 4:40pm EDT

I am watching with horror and sadness the incredible destruction by fire of Paris’ iconic Notre Dame cathedral.

In grief and helplessness I decided to go through the pictures I took when Ed and I visited Notre Dame last August.  I had been creating blog posts based on our Paris trip, and planned to eventually create one focusing on Notre Dame too.

But it wasn’t going to be my next blog post.  And I surely wish I didn’t post it under such distressing circumstances.

These photos will start outside the cathedral, enjoying its front facade as we enter the church, followed by a tour all around inside the cathedral, more details from the front of the church, then a walk around the south side, and a return approach from the north at night.

May these photos be a memory tour of what now, from the horrible reports coming in, appears to be greatly lost.

 

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FIRST GRADE ALIENS RIDE PEOPLE’S HEADS!

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Another Year, Another Silly First Grade Opera!

Actually, another three first grade operas at the Brooklyn Children’s School, created, written, composed and performed by first graders themselves, under the direction of their teachers and their teaching artist Mister Danny.

The process started in October when three first grade classes each chose their opera themes: Halloween, You Tube, and Silliness.  After several months of creating characters and story outlines and lyrics and music and dialog, and rehearsing, rehearsing, rehearsing, this Monday class 1-3 performed the tale of Dark Magic turning Halloween decorations alive; and this Tuesday 1-1 performed a nearly through-composed opera about You Tube videos gone wrong; and this morning class 1-2 performs the very silly story of aliens riding a poor sap’s head, which I will now share here:

The opera begins with our space aliens Boogle and Dooey flying through space towards planet Earth:

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You can listen to the piano play the chorus of the song (“Errr Errr We are riding on a space ship…”) via this quick and low-tech recording I made with my phone:

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These space aliens are out for a good time, which means riding people’s heads:

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This song’s main musical motif (“I like to ride on people’s heads – yeah yeah I like to ride…”) is played on this track:

 

Meanwhile, on Earth, Charlie decides to buy his friend Alex a pet dog.  They go to the pet store and pick out a dog.

The aliens decide Alex has the head they want to ride.  Dooey uses his space ship controls to zap Boogle on top of Alex’s head.

This causes Alex some consternation:

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This song’s melody is repeated three times, rising higher with each repeat:

 

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VERSAILLES – NIGHT TIME FOUNTAINS AND FIREWORKS SHOW

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As promised, pics and vids of the Versailles Once-in-a-Year Nighttime Spectacular

 

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You can glance at the map of the park and see how it lovely it is during the day in my previous post, where you will also find daytime video of the musical Mirror Fountain show.

But we will start our night time lights and water and fire extravaganza with two video excerpts from the water show at the largest fountain in Versailles, The Neptune Fountain, also accompanied by baroque concert music:

 

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Next, swathed in dry ice fog, the Three Fountains Grove, so (relatively) unassuming during the day, so mysteriously magnificent during this special night:

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The view from just above the third grove:

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The brightly lit Pyramid Fountain, with another fountain behind casting dramatic shadows onto the chateau:

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VERSAILLES – A Walk in the Park (and what a Park!)

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A detailed guided tour through the baroque mythological splendors and eye popping and head scratching extravagance of the park of Versailles.

The park grounds of Versailles are immense and splendid.

Below a map of the whole park:

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Only the bottom quadrant in the map above is now part of the Versailles Chateau tour.  The rest is now public park or areas for which there are separate entries.  We will get to some of these too.  But first let’s start with the chateau adjacent park grounds, which are immense in their own right, and certainly splendid.  Before his descendants got their heads chopped off for their ruinous profligacy, Louis XIV had park grounds designed that surely matched his palace (see here) for impressiveness.  This map below will guide us through the chateau park grounds:

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Let’s start at the Water Parterre just in front of the center of the palace:

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Next head left to gaze over the Orangery Parterre and smell the flowers of the South Parterre.

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The centerpiece of the park is Latona’s Fountain & Parterre.

Wait, what’s that perched on Latona’s arm?

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TELL-TALE PRATFALL – Tell-Tale Shoot Diary #2

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One for the blooper reel, except…

 

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It was one of the least difficult set-ups of the Tell-Tale Heart – a musicabre shoot.  Just me coming down the stairs – a flash back to when the murderer, fresh from depositing the remains of his victim under the floor boards, goes to open the door for three officers of the police.

 

All I had to do was go down the stairs while putting on my jacket, hit my mark to pause on a certain step, and then exit out of frame.

Which I did every take.

 

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But on this particular take I left the frame in a particularly dramatic, unintentionally funny fashion:

 

 

It helps to keep your eyes on the steps you are descending.  Otherwise your foot might overshoot.  But looking down at my feet would have not been as good a look for the character at that moment for the movie.

The pratfall brought me down to the floor, and as you can hear from the responses of the crew, it first looked alarming.  But after I got up and assured everyone I was OK, it quickly became a source of mirth.  Everyone looked forward to this clip being part of a future Tell-Tale bloopers reel.

Except there won’t be a Tell-Tale bloopers reel.

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HEAD SHOTS BLOOPER GALLERY

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I needed new head shots.  I also knew I’d be shaving my beard for the Tell-Tale Heart shoot.  So I scheduled a head shot photo shoot right before the Tell-Tale film shoot in order to schedule my shave in the middle of the photo shoot and get a bearded and a clean shaved 8X10 pic.

To show I am a versatile actor.  I can play bearded and smooth cheeked fellas.

The shoot went pretty well and I have lots of nice options to choose from.  But in a two hour session with hundreds of clicks of the camera, some unfortunate shots are about to happen.

So I thought it would be fun to share some of these photo blunders in a Head Shot Blooper Gallery.  Enjoy.

 

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One cardinal rule of head shots is to look into the camera…

 

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It also helps to keep your eyes open…

 

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TELL-TALE PEEK INTO THE ON SET MONITOR – Tell-Tale Shoot Diary #1

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Last week was production week for the short film “The Tell-Tale Heart – a musicabre“.  One day of set-up, 6 days of shooting, 9-10 hour days that by the weekend became 11-15 hour days.  Everyone worked very hard and very well.  I am extremely grateful to Jason, Austin, Ja’Rel, Harry, Nick, Mara, Anthony, Bethany, Stephen, Martine, Mark, Mathew, Henry, Ed, the on set crew and cast.

I have tons of on-set pics and videos and stories to share, and hope to regale you with them on this blog over the next months.  All while busy in post-production and eventually bringing our little gothic musical short film to the world at large.

So, to start off the Tell-Tale Shoot Diary series here on Notes from a Composer, I thought I’d share this fun video shot by best boy/key grip Austin Nepri (who also took the photo at the top), giving you a good glimpse into the monitor showing what the camera is filming while watching the performance live in the same frame (you will note that the monitor is a smidge time delayed).

It’s a cool example of getting the on set experience simultaneously with the unedited take right as it is being shot:

 

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