I plead guilty to being a bit of a Christmas Carol Grinch. OK, I used to be a BIG Christmas Carol Grinch, really loathing most carols and sometimes resorting to lip syncing rather than singing out loud when drawn into a festive sing along. This bad attitude probably stems from having been raised in a secular household blissfully devoid of Christianity. I still enjoyed all the pagan accouterments of the holiday, the decorated (Solstice) tree, the presents, a belief in Santa until I was five (OK, that may not be pagan). But being an aggressively atheistic kid, and stubborn, I didn’t enjoy singing about “Christ the Lord” or “God” or “Baby Jesus”. I admit my atheism at times was as obnoxious as the aggressive certainty of an overzealous Evangelist.
Now, I’ve put atheism behind me, but I still consider myself “spiritually unaffiliated” and still am a little allergic to the “C” and “J” words, as well as still a bit of a snob when it comes to the whole baby in the manger kitsch factor. Nonetheless, 22 years together with Ed has welded me firmly to a family that loves singing carols together, and has taught me to temper my unfestive disdain, and join in with the music.
And truth be told, the music to most Christmas carols is very beautiful. I still cringe a bit at the words, especially when it seems the lyrics of foreign carols have been mostly rewritten to interchangeable Christchild adoring homogeneity in English where there was a greater thematic variety in the original, and I still bristle at Beethoven’s Ode to Joy having been rewritten as a Christian Hymn (“Sacrilege, I say!”), but I’ve grown way mellower with age and will be happy to sing along with the program with all the Elders this holiday.
It is though a bit of an irony that I of all people, this longtime carol-phobe, have found myself writing what I only in hindsight realized were three perfectly seasonally appropriate carols. They are songs from my musical “beTwixt, beTween & beTWAIN” (about which I have posted before here and here) called “Pilgrims from America”, “Jerusalem” and “Sea of Galilee”. They are unreservedly suited for caroling occasions. They may not include the direct references to “Christ the Lord” or “Baby Jesus” but they should nonetheless please the sensibilities of all carol singing enthusiasts, even the very religious.
“beTwixt, beTween & beTWAIN” is a musical adaptation of Mark Twain stories, in Act One short stories based in the American West, in Act Two a musical adaptation of Twain’s episodic travel memoir “The Innocents Abroad”, about the first American cruise ship journey across the Atlantic and all around the Mediterranean Sea.
The climax of the journey, and of the musical’s second act, is the travelers’ adventures in the Holy Land. Mark Twain refers to them as Pilgrims as they disembark in Beirut and make their way to Palestine on donkeys.
Here is an excerpt. I will post the lyrics for all songs at the bottom of this post.
Pilgrims from America
The song is lighthearted, for the most part. But there is a reverential version when the Pilgrims reach Nazareth:
Next stop in the musical is “Jerusalem”, which overwhelms the Pilgrims with its majesty and contradictions. The tune however is unironic:
Jerusalem
It can even be sung as a canon:
Concluding this segment in Galilee is a bit of a cheat, since in Twain’s book, and geographically, one gets to the Sea of Galilee before one gets to Jerusalem, traveling from the north. But it was involving the Sea of Galilee that Twain wrote some of the more touching comic passages in the Holy Land section. So, dramatically, it worked best for the musical to switch the travel itinerary.


But really, how to guess which songs will eventually be nominated? Oscar prognosticating is a fun sport in certain corners of the internet, but this is one of the most notoriously difficult categories to predict. Every year there seem to be strange left field choices (two years ago 



Being in the midst of rehearsals for the reading of “Speakeasy” when I saw “Carol” I couldn’t help but find the parallels to my musical. Now, I don’t want to overstate any comparisons. The obvious similarities may really be the only truly legitimate ones: both “Carol” and “Speakeasy” are about homosexual love during the more repressive eras in 20th century America (1950’s for “Carol”, 1930’s for “Speakeasy”). Other than that there are huge differences in medium (movie vs. musical theater), genre (intimate drama vs. big ensemble musical comedy) and more especially tone (serious, realistic vs. absurdist, magical realist). Not much in common there. A bit self serving perhaps to want to make comparisons between my musical theater workshop and an instant modern movie classic, just because they both depict lesbian love. Or lesbian love in repressive times.
And yet indulge me just a little. There were moments in “Carol”, especially in the depiction of Therese, played by Rooney Mara, where I felt echoes of the character of Jane Allison from Speakeasy as well as her inspiration “Alice” from Lewis Carroll’s “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland”.
Both Therese and Jane find themselves attracted to and attracting the attentions of an unlikely, older, alluring woman who also has a very commanding personality. In “Carol” this is Cate Blanchett’s Carol, in “Speakeasy” this is Duchess Bentley. One is an upper society suburban housewife, the other an outspoken black lesbian nightclub singer. About as different perhaps as two people can be except for their lesbianism, and the first adjectives one might use to describe the two (haughty, elegant, silky for Carol; bawdy, brash, fun for Duchess) are unlikely to duplicate; yet both women similarly appeal to their younger more reticent counterpart with their commanding personality, the life force they contain in surplus, and the deceptive ease with which they appear to take their mutual attraction for granted.






The Jefferson Lodge Ball is closely based on the historical Hamilton Lodge Ball of Harlem. This annual ball and costume contest started in the late 1860’s and continued through the 1930’s. Drag balls were held in major cities throughout the United States by the 1920’s, but Harlem’s Hamilton Lodge Ball was the most famous, reportedly attracting up to two thousand costumed men (and women) in drag and up to three thousand spectators watching from the balconies.




“Girls Just Want to Have Fun” is the song that put Cyndi Lauper on the scene and to this day is the song she is most identified with, even though she has had many other hit songs since, recorded dance albums, standards albums and blues albums and recently became the first woman to win a Tony for writing both music and lyrics for the hit Broadway show “Kinky Boots”.

And follow that up with Cyndi Lauper’s cover version featuring Puffy AmiYumi and lots of brass and Latin party flavor, retitled “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”:

Let’s move on to the cover versions by other artists, and of the many cover versions of “Girls Just Want to Have Fun”, this somber piano ballad take on the song by Gary Laswell is definitely the most popular. It is listed as a “demo” and appears to have been considered but not included in his “covers” EP. Nonetheless it has become one of his most successful recordings. He sings it in first person narrative, just like Cyndi, which would make him the girl that wants to have fun.
When I was researching Gay Culture of the 1920’s and 1930’s in preparation for writing “

Except I discovered, a year later after a lot more research into pre-WW2 Queer history and slowly consolidating the various characters and story lines of “Speakeasy”, that I couldn’t remember where I had read that inspirational tidbit about Julian Eltinge. For a couple panicked hours I poured through my notes and various history books, frightening myself that I may have imagined the incident and erroneously built a whole character and plot development around a fiction I only believed was history.
Maybe that is because his sexuality is in question and thus so is his place in Queer history. Julian Eltinge was by all accounts incredibly good at portraying women on stage. Believable. Entertaining. He performed in Vaudeville, Broadway, London’s West End and in Silent Movies and became very wealthy. However, unlike Julian Carnation in “Speakeasy”, Julian Eltinge, officially was straight. Although believed to be homosexual by many of his peers in the theater, Eltinge aggressively asserted his heterosexuality with extended engagements to women (he would ultimately never marry) and (likely staged) bar fights (methinks the lady maybe doth protest too much?). His personal life is shrouded in innuendo and speculation.
The bestselling Author Rebecca Cantrell has posted an interview with me about Speakeasy on her blog. In it I reveal some tidbits about Speakeasy and a song demo that had not yet found their way to Notes from a Composer. 



