Meanwhile that fool Hare is still waiting for his visa into the US.

I suppose after 10 installments of my own personal New Yorker cartoon captions that took their title inspiration from the Old Testament, I suppose I should allow one from the New Testament. And what a title! Apocalyptic! Too bad I’m still far from my 666th cartoon caption. That would have been perfect for this post, right? These captions actually make #139 – #144.

How many running gags does it take?

They brought the trebuchet and the allemande!

We can exchange it for a cheese of your choice.

Well, if you’re having the roast beef …

and you are having none …

then I … well …

then I guess I just gotta go wee wee wee all the way home!

And if you could sign here, please …