Alas, poor Yorick, I know you well.

Installment #15 of my ongoing series. All other personal New Yorker Cartoon captions can be most easily found in the literary lyricism archives.

Who’s a good board? Who’s a good board?

You are! You are!

You want stock dividends?

Yes you do! Yes you do!

So it turns out that hissing sound is not from the AC…

Which is what happens when you introduce a low pressure system into a high pressure job.

… and of course, every karaoke night he picks “Ebony and Ivory”.

So, did you win the race?