And we’re back! The New Yorker chose not to include any of my first six suggestions as a finalist in their “make up your own cartoon caption” contest.

And they haven’t chosen any of these either. So the sequel apparently is as good as the original; how often can you say that?

(There’s a sentimental attachment to that one, of course.)

(admittedly you may need to be bilingual to get that last one…)