I lost this hand in a whirlpool, so this seemed appropriate.

And we are back for another installment of my own personal (non-contest-winning) New Yorker Cartoon captions.

Number 14 in the seemingly indefatigable series. Find all others via the literary lyricism category.

As if!

(What was I thinking? Something about the stripes the lion is hiding behind not fooling the striped zebras. But if it needs to be explained… yeah, I’ve done better.)

Yeah, well, you’re no Bernadette Peters.

Another one for the musical theater nerds.

And after the rooms you will have a choice of weapons.

One for the board game nerds…

It’s not Gouda, it’s Gotcha.

So, after a series of captions I have to either explain or apologize for, I’ll conclude this installment with the one about which I feel best:

Take you to our leader?

But isn’t He your leader too?

… Oh, God!