Well, that’s one way to spin the data…

This is the 10th installment of my own personal New Yorker Cartoon captions (easiest way to find all the others is to click on the Literary Lyricism category). It’s also the fourth to reference the Planet of the Apes movies in its title. One may think I’ll have to move on from that theme now that I have worked my way to the most recent installment in that cinematic universe; ah, but there are still a few more titles from the original 60 year old film series to mine – come to think of it, the previous use of the more general “Return” sequel signifier arguably suggests I have referenced the Planet of the Apes movies five times so far.

Which may be more amusing than any of my captions this round? I hope not. True to form none of my writings have yet reached the final three in the New Yorker captions competition.

I’ll take the rabbit slow roasted.

In Belgium they tried to serve me mayonnaise…

Played the devil’s interval again?

It loses its value when you take it out of the box.

Stop! Not until it turns green!