War of my own personal NEW YORKER CARTOON captions

We’re testing Schrödinger’s Waffles

The ninth installment of my ongoing series of New Yorker Cartoon caption hopefuls.

The third in which I mine the Planet of the Apes movies for post sequel titles…

… and how does THIS make you feel?


Oh, it says “El Garago”, not “El Dorado”.


It’s not what I imagined when coach said “The new keeper is the GOAT.”


Turns out there are massive cheese deposits in the bedrock of Washington Heights.


All that effort, but they never catch any fish.

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About dannyashkenasi

I'm a composer with over 40 years experience creating music theater. I'm also an actor, writer, director, producer, teacher and general enthusiast for the arts.
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